And if you look to your left, you will see a giant allegory for your pubic zone!
When I was 12, a girl asked me why I didn’t shave my legs. We had just finished a round of dodge-ball or some similar form of middle school torture. We were sitting on the bleachers waiting for the next rotation when she asked me. The only thing about this that is really worth mentioning is that she asked it in such a way that implied there was something wrong with me for not shaving my legs. Of course, I knew that women shaved their legs, but I was 12…and so was this asshole asking me like I doing something gross on purpose. So began the weird and awkward road of bodyhair hate.
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